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Prot0n

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Photos of UIF Players
« on: May 17, 2015, 12:53:31 am »
Define the nature of a player by his physical appearance.

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Photo:
In-Game Nick:
Analysis:
Diagnosis:


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In-Game Nick: Shadow_Boy & Shadow Player ( No idea who is who, both enjoying pseudo posh life.. )
Analysis: We are witnessing two typical primates from the Darwins theory, evolved into a new type of satisfied species, you may see that this photograph was taking in from a 'profile' perspectives, which was commonly used in Egypt to input and fame the person, king, for him or her to live forever and be remembers, the same approach was done in this photo, a show off element which constantly states the lack of popularity, psychologically, identifies the will to gain power, show off the awesomeness and become somewhat a huge celebrity on outskirts of Pakistan. Whilst other people suffering, laying on the fake ground patch with coca cola, ventilators and blue jeans, notice the color, BLUE!!! From artistic perspective, the photo represents two young people looking up into the sky and thinking about life, what awaits for them? Considering the amount they spent on gaming than finding a pair of new BLUE Jeans... Or a new shirt, no wounder, all are Chinese handmade, notice the fabrics which is used.
Diagnosis: Uplookingbluejean Syndrome ''Uplokariociajeanosis' commonly described syndrome, usually ocures in the age between 9 and 14 and continues further. The pesron carrying such gene is described as arrogant, ignorant, double sided Trout and a mole, living in illusions of self comfort and enjoying other people suffering. There is no treatment to it unfortunately.
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Prot0n

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Re: Photos of UIF Players
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2015, 01:14:15 am »

In-Game Nick: .SyeD_
Analysis: Some people are really f*** up in their head in this world...Let's cool down a bit shelf the emotions away and look at this from a more detailed perspective. Here is a primary example what you should not do if you are willing to find a good work placement, a girl friend or boy friend. Example stated above, shows a man covering his head with a floor carpet, commonly for a joke reason, but judging from the ban history of this guy, he is already f*** up in his head, so it makes sense to cover your head with a carpet for show off? Common mistake here is defined as using carpet as a head ware , representing the light side of the force from STARWARS World, there is a faith in eyes, a strong belief that the force is with him, true? I guess so, perfect image to use for photoshop edition, creation of new posters for upcoming 4th installment of lucas films. Back to the background, this guy is literally f**** up in head, amount of his unban requests, position in few general clans. Oh dear lord.. There is only one actual conclusion to this..
Diagnosis: Carpetonhed Syndrome' Carpetonhead syndrome is rare and can only be found on the planet of Mustaffa, Dr Jabba Bings describes this syndrome as a 'striking lightning'. Half of his slaves were unfortunately practicing with covering their heads through use of door carpets. It did lead to meningitis, flees, anti hygiene.

Re: Photos of UIF Players
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2015, 03:45:58 pm »
Diagnosis: Uplookingbluejean Syndrome ''Uplokariociajeanosis'



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Prot0n

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Re: Photos of UIF Players
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2015, 12:34:57 am »

In-Game Nick: [CHK]_GU3Z@. ☭
Analysis: Would it not be as foolish, as abnormal to take a selfie with a plant? Considering it to be some sort of a replacement to what we call 'social interaction' with other human beings, it's a f**** plant right? Or not? Isn't it a plant or a tree? Not animal, human or spider, it's a plant.. Who else would be proud enough to take a picture with a cactus, then regret it for the rest of your life? This is not about cactus..It's about weed, spliff, marijuana and other type of mind distortion plant, no wonder gueza is taking selfies with it. Not to override your brain with nonsense, we would simply declare that this guy has a potential issues and is incapable to determine what is real and what isn't. Stuck between two possibilities, illusions, from weed & from gaming it self, rather a poetry. The image was infact inverted for only one reason, to confuse the viewers and pretend to be somewhat a drug baron, growing weed in Morocco, assuming it's a cool thing to do, taking selfies on plantation.. Despite the fact , this guy forgets about all of those innocent children on streets of europe taking drugs, dying of it, deadbeats, spread of this disease, clouding judgement.. and guess what ? No **** is given, arrogant, deluded with self egocentrics, boii... Ok ok, we aren't insulting, just stating the obvious.
Diagnosis: Four Twenty Ghetto's sclerosis.' Delusional disease, creating an environment suitable to grow cactuses but not suitable to build a personal life, whilst wasting time over a game rather than finishing education and getting to the point of achieving things, the game had took control over his life which had made the individual to make decisions, based not on a rational factors, logic and ability to use brains, but on visualizing ponies, cactus pots, taking selfies in weed plantations etc. There is a common cure to it, quit gaming, aim higher and achieve what you are willing to achieve ( Which is not growing Cactus Fields)!

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Re: Photos of UIF Players BARON
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2015, 01:11:28 pm »


Photo:
In-Game Nick: BARON (Left)
Analysis: When a person is a fag, by nature, and was created in similar way as parasites, spread and show their arrogance and 'no **** given' to anything, it is god damn easy to determine that, ignore the person on the right, he is a decent guy who is obligated to that kind of friendship unfortunately. Psychological aspect of that photograph, is show off, in a standard way, what does gets our and would get any good psychiatrist attention, an awkward and irrational behavior, consumption of paper , or what ever it is, even a rolled ciggy, it isn't normal to suck then chew a ciggy, determined visual aspect of abnormality in psychiatric background of the person. If you look closely, you can see that the eyes are half closed, it's a common factor of schizophrenia, two people in  one. The way the person has laid his arm over his friend, determines a psychological breakdown during the childhood, mostly reflected in incapability of finding relationship and communication with the opposite sex, as you may witness his passion to lay his palm upon his friends arm, specifically the 'muscle' part. Homosexuality can be hidden, and would only be revealed after some point in life, it has to accumulate. Usually, if a person is spoiled during the childhood, it reflects later on during life, smoking, drinking, being chubby=being fed all the time and sit on parents neck for most of the years. Allowing the child to do anything, including becoming a **** as he is now. People with no moral obligations to care for others, care for themselfs, their own comfort,this is the background that was made for that particular guy. Unfortunately in life those kind of people end up in prisons after the age of 27.
Diagnosis: "Lollyfagging Uplookingomania" : Known syndrome of consuming unconsumable physical products, geometrical items, figures, and other substantial things that are harmful, mostly reflected in a skewed vision and perspective over the world and society, commonly comes from the child hood, may be obtained during the read of Rapunzel Princess story, as the idea of sleeping on 10 soft cushions, having being fed daily and do nothing expect the servants to do it for you become indulgent.
Term Uplookingomania comes from the separation in English Linguistics of 'Up' Loo' Kin'g'o Mania . aka Up Loo=Toilet+ Look+King+Go+Man=Mania, quiet complex **** to explain can't be asked to.. Anyways, the treatment!
Treatment: Long term psychiatry is required, with consultancy from psychiatric experts, rehabilitation courses, smacking out the arrogance and inducing forced labor in North Korean field crops, to teach what 'work' is, to change the view on the world.